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Positive Quotes about Fat

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Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.
- Jack LaLanne

Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods -
these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving
them raw materials for building body fat.
- Neal Barnard

It's not about weight, it's about fitness,
and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat,
because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is.
- Deborah Bull

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I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life.
Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
- Albert Einstein

I don't mind that I'm fat.
You still get the same money.
- Marlon Brando

 

A conservative is a man who is
too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
- Elbert Hubbard

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
- Joan Rivers

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck

I found there was only one way to look thin:
hang out with fat people.
- Rodney Dangerfield

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift,
run, diet and work.
- Hank Stram

A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.
- George Herbert

I want to thank my parents for everything I am today -
fat, miserable, and paranoid.
- Anonymous

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar.
Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat,
milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.
- Gene Tunney

There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be,
which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging from the breast.
- Charles Baudelaire

He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit,
my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said,
'You mean you don't have one on?'
- Joe Viterelli

Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.
- Hermann Goering

It is impossible for our working people to maintain
their full strength if they do not succeed in obtaining
a sufficient supply of fat,
allotted to them on a proper basis.
- Paul von Hindenburg

Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes,
skinny in places, fat in others.
An average gal.
- Uma Thurman

I would just like to say that opera is no longer about
fat people in breastplates shattering wine glasses.
- Lesley Garrett

You're either too fat or too thin.
You just can't win.
- Natalie Imbruglia

I've never been able to understand why a Republican
contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor
of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'.
- Ronald Reagan

I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per
cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs.
What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs.
- Richard Krajicek

I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight,
but I can sing.
- Kate Smith

Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial.
- Susie Orbach

Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat,
everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've
changed your life by saying,
'Farewell to Fat'.
- Richard Simmons

No, that's not it.
The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday's.
Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989?
- Benny Green

About the only other thing I'd want would be a wider neck.
My fingers are so fat that sometimes I deaden the string
next to the one I'm fretting.
- Terry Kath

In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo,
and I always will be.
- Gloria Steinem

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't.
And it's just not - there is no equality there.
- Connie Chung

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
- Dave Barry

Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing
outlet for songs and that.
- Noel Redding

No fashion has ever been created expressly for the
lean purse or for the fat woman:
the dressmaker's ideal is the thin millionaires.
- Katherine Fullerton Gerould

I like fat people more then I like thin people,
things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
- Lloyd Kaufman

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.
- Nathan Lane

I'm more hungry now than I was 11 years ago.
Which is great because I see a lot of artists that
have been out for a long period of time.
They get kind of fat.
- Lenny Kravitz

I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people.
- Camryn Manheim

The fat lady hasn't sung yet.
We'll wait until we get a look at what is in the motion passed on third reading.
- Bobby Orr

It's okay to be fat.
So you're fat.
Just be fat and shut up about it.
- Roseanne Barr

I consider anybody who weighs over 200 pounds fat,
and time was when I could not refrain from telling such people so.
- Gloria Swanson

Well, I mean she's of a certain biological age but
she didn't have to go around with fat patches and stuff.
- Stockard Channing

My organs are too powerful...
I manufacture blood and fat too rapidly.
- Robert Baldwin

Fat is one of the chief enemies of the heart because
it has to be plentifully supplied with blood and thus
needlessly increases the pumping load that the heart must sustain.
- Gene Tunney

A fat stomach sticks out too far.
It prevents you from looking down and seeing what is going on around you.
- Norman Reilly Raine

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.
- Satchel Paige

Two things are going on at the same time with the flattening of the world:
The relentless quest for efficiency is squeezing some of the fat out of life.
- Thomas Friedman

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought,
Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.
- Kirstie Alley

After we have calmly stood by and allowed monopolies to grow fat,
we should not be asked to make them bloated.
- John Griffin Carlisle

I don't believe in low-fat cooking.
- Nigella Lawson

Would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful.
Butter merely makes us fat.
- Hermann Goering

Writing for me is cutting out the fat and getting to the meaning.
- James McBride

I walked out of the Chinese restaurant with a fat check,
a record deal, and a box of shrimp egg foo yung!
- Solomon Burke

Watching Italian opera, all those male sopranos screeching,
stupid fat couples rolling their eyes about.
That's not love, it's just rubbish.
- Peter Shaffer

Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out.
- Cyril Connolly

If you eat something and get fat, you should be responsible for it.
I think that is the attitude of the great majority of Americans,
that you should be responsible for what you eat.
- Vic Snyder

I had to gain weight until I looked like a seal so
I could compete with the real whores who played the other roles.
I was fat as a barrel.
- Victoria Abril

When I was larger, people said I was fat.
Now that I've lost weight, they say I died.
- Luther Vandross

The Fat Mattress consisted of people I'd played with
before joining the 'Experience and it was put together
as a song writing situation.
- Noel Redding

A recent police study found that you're much more likely
to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
- Dennis Miller

That fat speed that I love, that sensation,
that's what I want.
- Picabo Street

I'd like to be taller.
I'd like my baby fat to leave.
- Kirsten Dunst

I think people are sick and tired of all the abuse songs,
and drug addiction, we want to bring to world a big fat smile.
- Steve Brown

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson.
Without them, I'm fat and 60.
- Jack Nicholson

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
- Jackie Gleason

These are the people who do studies that your carry-out
Chinese meals are saturated in fat.
I'd just like to meet them!
I mean, what do they do for pleasure?
- Robert M. Parker, Jr.

They lard their lean books with the fat of others work.
- Richard Burton

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Because muscle is heavier than fat, dancers weigh more than you might think,
but they are usually very lean.
- Deborah Bull


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