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Positive Quotes about Dumb

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Too clever is dumb.
- Ogden Nash

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Praying is important when you wake up
at two o'clock in the morning
feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

A person is smart. People are dumb,
panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew
the Earth was the center of the universe.
Five hundred years ago,
everybody knew the Earth was flat,
and fifteen minutes ago,
you knew that humans were alone on this planet.
Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
- the movie Men in Black

I know a lot of people think I'm dumb.
Well, at least I ain't no educated fool.
- Leon Spinks

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When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb.
After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to
find out how much he'd learned in three years.
- Frank Butler

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...
and I also know that I'm not blonde.
- Dolly Parton

Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music.
In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent.
Kind of like sucking your thumb!
- Courtney Love

 

I don't think you need to dumb down to a child,
you merely have to be clear, you know?
- Mary Chapin Carpenter

Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it,
because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.
- Louise Brooks

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb
enough to work at your company.
- Scott Adams

Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers
are caught is through the help of the public.
- Pat Brown

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led,
like sheep to the slaughter.
- George Washington

I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.
- Orrin Hatch

I've always thought those guys are really funny.
And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
- David Zucker

Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
if they can't get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb.
- Yul Brynner

None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart.
We're in the middle.
- Daniel Johns

I hate it when people talk about Buffy as being campy...
I hate camp, I don't enjoy dumb TV.
I believe Aaron Spelling has single-handedly lowered SAT scores.
- Joss Whedon

I don't have to wait until the next morning to regret
something I did that was kinda dumb.
- Bobby Knight

God hears no more than the heart speaks;
and if the heart be dumb,
God will certainly be deaf.
- Thomas Brooks

Everybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is.
- David Allan Coe

Without philosophy, history is always for me dead and dumb.
- Ferdinand Christian Baur

Well, first I studied piano.
I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb...
and repressive.
- Luc Ferrari

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

Don't dumb it down.
The audience is smart and gets what you are doing.
- Bruce Paltrow

On their own merits modest men are dumb.
- George Colman

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me,
myself and I. - Loretta Young

Watch me when people say deaf and dumb,
or deaf mute, and I give them a look like you might
get if you called Denzel Washington the wrong name.
- Marlee Matlin

I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry
White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks
like his voice is coming out of my mouth.
- Lynda Barry

I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps.
- Mia Kirshner

Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple.
Because they don't have to be anything else.
- Orson Welles

With the exception of the New York Times,
Fox news, and Lou Dobbs of CNN, and talk radio,
the rest of the mainstream media has basically been
silenced like a bunch of dumb monkeys.
- Curt Weldon

Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation -
that's what I called it.
I thought if we could live through this,
we could live through anything.
- Courtney Love

You have to get the audience invested even if you're
doing something that they think is dumb,
it's kind of what these movies are all about.
- Halle Berry

So many shows out there dumb-down the country.
It's so admirable to be part of a show that wants people to think.
- David Krumholtz

I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director,
if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.
- George Lindsey

He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed
word can strike dumb the loquacious,
is a genius or a hero.
- Johann Kaspar Lavater

Hollywood has the idea that movies have to be dumb.
But especially movies for or about teenagers have to be really dumb!
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt

A pas de deux is a dialogue of love.
How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?
- Rudolf Nureyev

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy.
I can be.
- Goldie Hawn

I'm not dumb.
I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
- Bill Watterson

It's a dumb question, because I don't look at things as a black director,
just as a director, so ask me as a director first and
we can segue into the colour thing later.
- Antoine Fuqua

Only dumb people are happy.
- Courtney Love

Books are the carriers of civilization.
Without books, history is silent, literature dumb,
science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill.
- Barbara Tuchman

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron.
He's really dumb.
- Aaron McGruder

Maybe these kids are just too young and too dumb to know about the first 13.
Maybe they can't comprehend that the Braves have only
won one World Series in those 13 years.
- Tim Hudson

Nothing is the destiny of everyone, it is our commonness made dumb.
- Mark Strand

I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do.
- Jim Fowler

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong

Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics,
and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there.
- Orson Welles

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
- George S. Patton

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes,
but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
- Edward Abbey

More than anything else, we need in this society the
opportunity for people to tell us what they think without
being told that they're either dumb,
or stupid, or uninformed.
- Brian Lamb

If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him,
so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is.
- Arnold Rothstein

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world.
It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills.
They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
- Jack Black

When you work you are a flute through whose heart the
whispering of the hours turns to music.
Which of you would be a reed, dumb and silent,
when all else sings together in unison?
- Khalil Gibran

If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture,
I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down.
- Elizabeth Taylor

Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input.
Actors are dumb.
- Dirk Benedict

Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive.
If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb.
- Brian Setzer

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell.
Did I mention I'm stupid?
- Eminem

There are dumb actors.
But there are dumb politicians and dumb bakers.
- Tim Robbins

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb.
Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
- Aaron Allston

We're not going to dumb down for them.
They have to move up.
They're the network and we're the show.
- Alia Shawkat

Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of ...
about me not listening to her, or something.
I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
- the movie Dumb & Dumber (1994)

I'm a meathead.
I can't help it, man.
You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.
- Keanu Reeves

I don't oppose all wars.
What I am opposed to is a dumb war.
What I am opposed to is a rash war.
- Barack Obama

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart,
sexy comedy.
- Lisa Kudrow

I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
- Patricia Neal

Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb.
If we win, it'll be because of the president.
And if we lose, it'll be because of me.
- Karl Rove

Being in politics is like being a football coach.
You have to be smart enough to understand the game,
and dumb enough to think it's important.
- Eugene McCarthy

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific
problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
- Richard P. Feynman

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb.
Dumb is just not knowing.
Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
- Jessica Simpson


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